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I wonder if Central Florida head coach George O'Leary has updated his resume.

Pirates are getting 3.5 points against the Knights. Home dog is usually a good bet, but the UCF looks pretty damn good. Cheaters often do. They almost beat the Texas Longhorns!!!

Still, I'm cashing in the 401(k) and taking out a fourth mortgage on the house. Can I sleep on your couch?