Oct 6, 2005

Line Update

The line moved to ECU -4, which means a people are betting on Rice. How sad. How very, very sad — FOR THEM! The Pirates will kick ass for me againt those elitist Houston fargers! Otherwise, Holtz must perish.

2 comments:

-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...

"Few things in this earthly life are absolutely certain. The most undebatable of these is death. Every person, even the atheist, will admit this much. Death, however, is not the very last event in this life of yours. Right after death, you shall be judged: Our judgment will depend on how you lived this earthly life. If you have honestly done your best and followed the Commandments of the Trinity, you shall be rewarded with the perfect life of Heaven; If, however, you have disregarded My loving directions and refused to make use of My generous help [like Repentance and the Eucharist], you shall be condemned to Hell - Death, Judgment, Heaven, and Hell are the four last things toward which you're moving closer to every hour of the day or night. They will never frighten you, though, if your conscience is clear; If you love God in your daily, Finite Existence, you should have NO REASON to fear. Again, death, with all its uncertainties, is a fact. Where will you be? On My left side or My right? Think about this and discern. I love you. I am a God of Infinite Mercy, yet, I demand Eternal Justness. My child, in a little while this earthly life of yours will be over. Just how ready are you to enter into the next?" -Jesus

Anonymous said...

Wow, who knew our Lord and Savior was a Rice fan?!?