ECU, the country's best 6-6 football team

I think it will take a few games for people to realize ECU is legit this season and, once they do, the spreads will fall in line. I'm betting $100 a game for the first four, then I'll re-evaluate.


Sept 2: @ Navy L, 24-20 (0-1) With Me, Ron and Vinny in attendance, we make the long drive home. Vinny's behind the wheel so me and Ronzo can pound of few beers to drown our sorrows.

Sept. 9: @ UAB W, 18-0 (1-1) Kick ass

Sept. 16, Memphis W, 28-27 (2-1) Insert Matt joke here

Sept. 23, West Virginia L, 31-29 (2-2) They have our ticket punched and it doesn't change this year. (But we cover.)

Oct. 7, Virginia W, 21-20 (3-2) Nice rebound after W.Va. whips us; Cavs get caught looking past us.

Oct. 14, Tulsa W, 45-30 (4-2)

Oct. 21, Southern Methodist L, 21-18 (4-3) This time, we get caught looking ahead.

Oct. 28, @ Southern Miss W, 12-10 (5-3) FINALLY! Sweet revenge. Last week's loss wakes us up just in time to end years of frustration.

Nov. 4, @ Central Florida L, 35-14 (5-4) I'm still mad about the late hit on Crandall. I'm also mad because the Pirates aren't covering the spread any more.

Nov. 11, Marshall L, 26-20 (5-5) Insert plane crash joke here. And fck that movie about them. I want a movie about eating pizza and gravel off the filthy downtown sidewalk at 2 am, and drunks who are so lazy that they piss in empty beer bottles rather than walk the 10 feet to the bathroom. THAT's entertainment!

Nov. 18, @ Rice W, 100-0 (6-5) You would have been as successful betting against Rice to cover last season as I was betting on ECU.

Nov. 25, @ N.C. State L, 36-35 (6-6) Replays will show that the refs botched the call, costing the Pirates the game. A riot ensues and State vows to never play us again. We kill three NCSU students in the chaos and impregnate dozens of willing Wolfpack hotties after the violence subsides.

By the way, Rebecca (above) does ECU proud. Click here for more women of C-USA.