Boys.....I'm officially excited again.
We're watching the rebirth of ECU football....Yep, Dr.Holtz has our legs strapped into the stirrups, his knuckles are knowingly gripping the forceps and he's staring into the gaping vagina that represents our program's potential......(ok, so that analogy didn't work, I just like the mental image)
We're a win away from playing in the C-USA title game. It's ironic as hell that we've never been in this game before, and here we are on the brink of going in a season that most predicted we'd finish 3-8. By the way, I'd like to point out that Matt & I correctly predicted we'd be sitting at 6-4 after playing Marshall (never mind that we thought WVa and Tulsa were locks).
I don't care if we play the Akron Zips in the JudgeJudy.com Bowl, I'm going to take a train, take a plane, take a stage coach in (note old school Doug.E.Fresh reference) to see my beloved marauders rise to the occasion. And I'm gonna lay waste to all non-pirates types who dare to look my in the eye while wearing non purple and goad like garb....
Shiver me timbers Blackbeard...........LETS F-ING GO PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!
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I've never seen a vagina-football reference work better.
Excellent call on the 6-4 record, you two.
Greg, this is your best post ever. You worked "vagina" and Doug E. Fresh into it while threating violence against non-Pirates. Outstanding.
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