Thundering Terd

The Pirates are road favorites again, giving up seven mo'fo'-ing points to the Thundering Terd. Could we lose to 1-8 Marshall? Of course we could.

But I will slap your wife's face if we do.

I'm going to sell my left nut -- no, my right nut -- to Planters so they can roast and salt it and put it in a can. All proceeds toward ECU to cover ... on the road ... again. The Terd has great kickers!!!